I accidentally spilled some mineral spirits (which is basically paint thinner) and it’s combustible and I just placed my hot hair straightener right on it for fifteen minutes. Oops. At least it didn’t set on fire.
Wow, good job.. Are you okay though? You didn’t accidently burn yourself or anything did you?
Oh calm down, I was just kidding. We all have nights/days like that.. I have them constently. ;)
Ahhhh, fuck you. I already know how stupid I’m being tonight. No need to rub it in.